Ever had a moment where you were like yup….I’m definitely an amputee. Here is a collection of amputee humor moments I’ve had.
You accidentally step on someone’s foot and have no idea you’ve done so.
You use most of your suitcase for space for spare parts.
You spend hours in shoe stores because your feet are different sizes.
People constantly ask you which one is the fake one.
You aren’t allowed on certain roller coasters because your leg could be a flying projectile.
You get dirty glares as you step out of your handicapped parking spot.
Skinny jeans show every nonexistent curve in your leg, and you wish 70s bell-bottoms were in style.
You walk slower than your gramma across ice.
You constantly get the sympathy look when people see your leg, and think how on earth do you do it?
Not a below the knee amputee, but an above the knee one. But can relate to all of these points. Nice list.
I’m glad you could relate 🤣
You put your keys, wallet and phone in your socket. Forget. Then try to put your prosthesis on and can’t figure out why it doesn’t fit.
Haha! I totally use mine as a cubby 😛
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